Paul walks in. Nik sits on the floor, baby in front of her.
Nik: Here, take this.
Paul: What is it?
Nik: It’s a gold nugget.
Paul takes diaper.
Paul: This is a diaper. Augh! There’s poop here!
Nik: Well, it’s not full of candy.
Paul: No! The poop is on the outside!
Paul hurriedly throws diaper into trash. Paul rushes to the bathroom and begins washing hands.
Nik: Laughing. There was an incident.
Paul: Aw, man. There’s no soap in here! What is happening?
Paul runs into kitchen.
Nik: Hey, when you’re done running around, can you get a new shirt for the baby?
Nik: Also, you may want to grab the carpet cleaner.