I haven’t posted many link-fests in a while. Now I will rectify that.

• You may have seen some of these court transcript excerpts before, but they’re still funny.
• Kind of a fun diversion cataloging 80s food. I think some of the submitters miss the point (Corn Nuts? How are those “80s” exactly?) but they do mention Chocolate Payday candy bars, which merits a link on its own. I would literally pay up to $10 for a fresh one of those today.
• I’m sure this BBC article about US fascination with British accents is true, but count me among those who think English accents of any kind are just as cool as can be.
• At this point I’m pretty much just counting down the minutes until I get out of here so I can go home and download Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. I’ve wanted to play this game for so long.
• Are they taking recommendations? Because I vote for Niki/Jessica and Nathan. Just sayin’.