I’m lazy today, so I have nothing to offer except some more sassy commentary on crap I found surfing around the web today. I know you deserve better, but I’ll just have to make it up to you later.

• I don’t normally go for the whole “cute” thing, but this polar bear, while certainly qualifying as cute, is also just a good photograph and the appearance of sheer joy on the little guy’s face actually managed to permeate my carefully crafted shell of bitter grouchiness and made me smile. I figure that’s worth something.
• Then just as I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy, I read this (BugMeNot required) and realize that while furry animals may be sweet and endearing, people are still basically scum.
• Except Zach Vande Zande. That guy rules. In case you’re wondering, the translation is: “I am a Sea Cucumber. I am incapable of wearing pants.” I knew two years of suffering through Madame Gherke’s awful, awful hairstyle and incurable peppiness would come through for me eventually.
• This is good. This makes me happy.
• Sarcasm aside, I actually do approve of this DDR mod. Anything that shoots jets of flame at DDR players gets the a-okay from me.
• Websnark has changed since I first started reading it a year ago. I don’t really follow it daily as a result (the addition of White Wednesday altered the dynamic and I dunno… it wasn’t like I was looking for another personal blog or even a group weblog; I wanted to read about comics) but I did notice today’s post which ties into yesterday’s announcement that America is becoming a collective tub of lard and shows, with startling poignancy, one man’s struggle to buck the trend.
• You know what I love about Robert Cringely? He can take a reasoned argument and then take the most insane leap of speculative logic to come up with some seriously wack theory. And he makes it seem perfectly rational. I love that.
• Following up the GTalk brouhaha: Mac users call the whaaaambulance.